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Post by Lunagel on Apr 4, 2010 15:06:36 GMT -5
Just like the thread from our club. Hetalia doesn't have a strictly defined canon, so it leaves us to fill in the blanks from History/our heads. Go ahead and share with us what you think goes on in Hetalia, or even start copypasta-ing your favorites/old ones from TS.
I'll start. Girl!England does have thick eyebrows, but she tweases them to death. They also grow back every night.
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 4, 2010 16:33:47 GMT -5
-Solidarity, the free labor union that helped communism fall. The official story is that a worker was fired, hopped the fence, came back and formed the union. If you ask Feliks, he'd tell you that he badmouthed Russia while he was working, had to jump the fence to get away, and only then realized what 'like, totally nasty' conditions they were suffering through.
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Post by OldestWaifu on Apr 4, 2010 19:38:32 GMT -5
-Hanatamago although adorable, is a vicious attack dog. Same with Ponicho. -Russia had a pet polarbear once, but he accidently killed it. -Ireland will punch you in the face if you call Celtic music "Riverdance" stuff. -Russia will punch you in the face (or worse) if he hears you calling ballet sissy. Same with his children. -There's a Taiga-tan. But he/she isn't seen much and never speaks. If you come across them they just stare at you with giant violet unblinking eyes until your so creeped out you go away. -Monaco, and LasVegas, and Georgia are all in Gamblers Anon. -Thailand is a sweet transvestite. -Japan secretly gropes schoolgirls on the subway.
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Post by Gotta Go Fast on Apr 4, 2010 19:44:04 GMT -5
-Hanatamago although adorable, is a vicious attack dog. Same with Ponicho. -Russia had a pet polarbear once, but he accidently killed it. -Ireland will punch you in the face if you call Celtic music "Riverdance" stuff. -Russia will punch you in the face (or worse) if he hears you calling ballet sissy. Same with his children. -There's a Taiga-tan. But he/she isn't seen much and never speaks. If you come across them they just stare at you with giant violet unblinking eyes until your so creeped out you go away. -Monaco, and LasVegas, and Georgia are all in Gamblers Anon. -Thailand is a sweet transvestite. -Japan secretly gropes schoolgirls on the subway. Taiga? And uh........ Chechnya-tan is SUPER CRAZY chick who hates Russia. A LOT. Nepal is female, gets along with NK, and lieks her pot. Canada dreams of getting high with dinos.
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Post by OldestWaifu on Apr 4, 2010 19:49:34 GMT -5
-Hanatamago although adorable, is a vicious attack dog. Same with Ponicho. -Russia had a pet polarbear once, but he accidently killed it. -Ireland will punch you in the face if you call Celtic music "Riverdance" stuff. -Russia will punch you in the face (or worse) if he hears you calling ballet sissy. Same with his children. -There's a Taiga-tan. But he/she isn't seen much and never speaks. If you come across them they just stare at you with giant violet unblinking eyes until your so creeped out you go away. -Monaco, and LasVegas, and Georgia are all in Gamblers Anon. -Thailand is a sweet transvestite. -Japan secretly gropes schoolgirls on the subway. Taiga? And uh........ Chechnya-tan is SUPER CRAZY chick who hates Russia. A LOT. Nepal is female, gets along with NK, and lieks her pot. Canada dreams of getting high with dinos.The Taigia is the supper large forrest in Russia, that's bigger than the US. And since so many villages are so small located there and densely populated alot of them are simply known as Tagia1, Tagia2, ect.
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Post by Lunagel on Apr 4, 2010 19:54:27 GMT -5
-Russia had a pet polarbear once, but he accidently killed it. He also had a pet dog, but he sent it into space.
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Post by OldestWaifu on Apr 4, 2010 20:04:37 GMT -5
-Russia had a pet polarbear once, but he accidently killed it. He also had a pet dog, but he sent it into space.I think it was Russias boss who did that, Ivan was actually quite devistated by her death.
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 4, 2010 20:35:06 GMT -5
-Every Easter, Prussia has to convince people that Gilbird is not a peep and no you cannot eat him.
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Post by Lunagel on Apr 4, 2010 20:48:51 GMT -5
-Every Easter, Prussia has to convince people that Gilbird is not a peep and no you cannot eat him. Especially ever since that one easter when Russia almost did.
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Post by FreeFallForAll on Apr 4, 2010 21:59:11 GMT -5
-Every Easter, Prussia has to convince people that Gilbird is not a peep and no you cannot eat him. Especially ever since that one easter when Russia almost did. These may or may not also be part of my headcanon.
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Post by wyoming on Apr 4, 2010 22:15:55 GMT -5
-Thailand is actually Murray Head in disguise -Canada has roamed some "tracks of land", knowing Saskatchewan (Get it! .... Yeah, I may be alone on this one..... ) -Mexico has a north and south, one male, one female (SEEEE, now everyone is PLEASED! ) -Every character from hear on out will be female 8UUUUUUU (Lulz, I can dream, too )
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Post by Digi12 on Apr 4, 2010 22:38:46 GMT -5
ALL of the Nation-tans REALLY love food. China, America and Italy are just ten times worse about it.
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Post by FreeFallForAll on Apr 4, 2010 23:30:27 GMT -5
-Canada has roamed some "tracks of land", knowing Saskatchewan (Get it! .... Yeah, I may be alone on this one..... ) -Mexico has a north and south, one male, one female (SEEEE, now everyone is PLEASED! ) Same here.
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Post by OldestWaifu on Apr 5, 2010 0:51:20 GMT -5
ALL of the Nation-tans REALLY love food. China, America and Italy are just ten times worse about it. LOL yes...and most of the Nations are really picky about their foods. Italy, France, Japan, and Germany are the worst at this. Where as China, America, England, Hong Kong will eat any old thing.
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 5, 2010 7:44:46 GMT -5
-Feliks is galpals with Katyusha. Ivan doesn't approve. -Feliks is also galpals with Elizaveta. Austria doesn't approve either. It made the World Wars rather awkward.
'kay, so it's not all Felikscanon: -Portgual really doesn't like Spain. Especially when people think they're the same country. Spain is all huggy-i-love-you-man, but Portugal's more GTFO. -Y'know that little strip of Russia that's on the other side of the Baltics? She doesn't like Russia. That's why she has all that land between them. -After the Olympics, Alfred pretends that hockey never existed. (He may or may not call it 'freedom ball', as we've been prone to calling other things we don't want to associate with people we don't like.)
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