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Post by Kalina. on Apr 22, 2010 17:03:22 GMT -5
"Just give up," Jakub sighed.
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 22, 2010 17:10:38 GMT -5
"Exactly! Do you want your child to be born with a lung defect because of second hand smoke?" The kid was already going to have a coffee dependence.
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Post by S. Kitteh~ on Apr 22, 2010 17:16:18 GMT -5
(Nah, it's cool~) "I'M TRYING NOT TO FALL OFF, IF YOU DON'T FREAKIN' MIND," Emma hollered, mere inches from falling off the side of the ship. It was settled - she needed to start working out. "WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD!" With one final push of effort and adrenaline, Maybelle tossed herself on board, drenched in sea water and sweat, panting like she had just run a marathon. "A lot...Of good...This thang's...Done...Me..." she wheezed, tossing the rope back at Emma and picking herself back up.
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 22, 2010 17:18:48 GMT -5
"Hey, it's the best I could find! Freakin' appreciate it already!" Emma snapped.
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Post by S. Kitteh~ on Apr 22, 2010 17:27:51 GMT -5
"Well excuuuse me, lil' Ms. Union! I could knit me a scarf stronger than that piece of string!" Maybelle countered, her southern accent flaring up more than ever.
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 22, 2010 17:29:38 GMT -5
"Not with the freaking' crap you could find on this freakin' barge!" Emma snapped back. She may act like she hated the other states, but she cared deep down inside.
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Post by S. Kitteh~ on Apr 22, 2010 17:36:59 GMT -5
Prejudice was the best word to describe Maybelle. If they weren't her neighbors, her daddy, or once a part of the Confederacy, she had a bone to pick with them. "So you thank you can find a better one? You know how hard it was to find high-quality, fully operational steam boat that could even keep up with this thang? No, you wouldn't, 'cuz yer a spoiled lil' curr who wouldn't know what a hard days work was if it ran up and bit you on the hind-quarters!"
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 22, 2010 17:40:52 GMT -5
"Spoiled? I went through the god-freakin'-damned revolution! You know how hard it was to get any freakin' respect just because I'm short? I fought through more battles than your can count on your prissy little fingers, and I didn't become the first goddamn state to be treated like SHIT!" Emma was pissed now. And when Emma was pissed, it was best to guard ye pumpkins, lest she send them airborne.
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Post by S. Kitteh~ on Apr 22, 2010 17:44:25 GMT -5
"Revolution? As if none of us went through that yap? We got our fare share of the Brits then, AND in 1812, usin' us like greased-up prize hog to get them out of the States. Then, you and the rest of yer Union cohorts decided to gang up on us and take our freedoms away!"
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 22, 2010 17:47:58 GMT -5
"Eyebrows took my little brother from me! Hey, I was a border state in the Civil war - and, let's be honest. If you had succeeded in breaking off, you'd sink so far into economic depression you would just come crawling back. The North was better off anyway!"
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Post by S. Kitteh~ on Apr 22, 2010 18:03:04 GMT -5
"Yeah, and Eyebrows practically burned me and my neighbors to ashes on his way out! Oh yes, just a border state - that only proves yer just too much of a coward to fight! You and yer Union are full of liars and cowards, who swindled their way to alliances with that thar Frank and the Brit!"
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 22, 2010 18:04:47 GMT -5
Fun fact: Emma Norling had a nasty temper. So being called a coward was the straw that broke the camel's back. "THAT'S IT, YOU." From hammerspace, she pulled a large bazooka-looking apparatus - her ever-faithful pumpkin launcher. "SAY YOUR FREAKING PRAYERS." Bang bang bang!
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Post by S. Kitteh~ on Apr 22, 2010 18:10:50 GMT -5
Maybelle kept the portal to hammerspace open long enough to retrieve her trusty 'Stranger Gun', a double barreled shotgun she frequently used to chase away intruders or shoot beer cans off her fence. Kaboom Kaboom~
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Post by Gotta Go Fast on Apr 22, 2010 18:13:17 GMT -5
But Emma also had to haul all the dead soldiers back. Fun, huh? OH SNAP.
Meh, Mississippi is the poorest and dumbest state so what ev ---- Aleksy pouted. ------ "Well, the kid ain't born yet. I got time~"
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 22, 2010 18:15:35 GMT -5
"It still does damage," Nicolle pointed out.
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