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Post by The Mad Caker. on Mar 28, 2011 19:02:01 GMT -5
You pray that someone else comes by and distracts the girl that you are hugging.
However, Kim cannot think of the correct character to have go by at the moment. Welp. Doesn't that suck.
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You suddenly regret going around the Homestuck FANDOM. Too many pictures of Bro being dead. You sob deeply in the corner again--ohaytheredavelookinggood.
You suddenly remember that all the characters, aside from a few, are all 13. ... Welp. You're only two years older. You don't care.
You glare at Kalina. You do NOT APPROVE of her actions.
As long as you get the pill first.
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Post by Kalina. on Mar 28, 2011 19:26:32 GMT -5
Poor Gil. Kalina rubbed her cheek against Gil's, much like a cat would. Even though Gil was probably taller than Will, whose cheek she could not reach. Fuckit, this was the internet, she could float now. I'unno Dave Unless you mean Dave Karofsky. It was an awkward moment when I finally realized that, after four years, I was finally older than Alex Rider. It broke my heart. Hand-heart? C:
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Mar 28, 2011 20:17:05 GMT -5
And you are indeed reminded of the HORRID BEAST from HELL. You try to stay calm and do relatively well. You wonder why the girl can float all for about two seconds. You've seen stranger. Coming back from DEATH is one.
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You do not mean that AWFUL BEING who has HOPE FOR REDEMPTION. You mean the KNIGHT OF TIME. Yes, Knight. And one of the trolls is the MAID OF TIME. You TOTALLY don't connect those to a CERTAIN LORD OF TIME. Not at all.
Those awkward moments.
HAND HEARTS~!
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Post by Kalina. on Mar 30, 2011 18:43:46 GMT -5
Poor Gil. At least he wasn't around my friend Sophia; we're all convinced she was a cat in a past life. She'll be talking about something and Jared will start petting her head and she'll just stop doing everything and almost purr.
I'm quite fond of Dave, thank you. He's an asshat, but he seriously needs a hug. ...holyshitthatisawesome.
Awkward turtle.
WEEE~ C:
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Mar 30, 2011 19:06:54 GMT -5
You hope never to meet such a girl. At this time some EVIL FORCE causes some EVIL CLOWN BASTARD GAMZEE to appear.
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You are now XERXES BREAK. You are staring best you can at your adorable Raven god dammit people of tumblr you make me ship this ksjalfkj;dsk and the strange immortal girl.
"My oh my~ What do we have here~?"
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Dave is your favourite HOMESTUCK human. And John. THAT GUY HE'S JUST SO DORKY AND CUTE ASKDJFLKJADSFA Sorry. And assuming Kalina is talking about the KNIGHT/MAID/LORD OF TIME thing, yes. It's quite awesome. You can just imagine the DOCTOR playing SBUB. The image is quite awesome.
AWKWARD TURTLE AWAYYY
YEAH
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 2, 2011 12:53:02 GMT -5
Kalina waved at Xerxes, smiling cheerfully. "Gil made me cry so now he owes me~."
I need to get back to this, it sounds quite awesome o3o Instead I made a bed Gemma Arterton graphic. I rule.
I also know awkward turkey/starfish/sloth/palm tree/ unicorn C:
WOO.
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 2, 2011 13:52:43 GMT -5
You stare in disbelief. Why would Kalina tell Xerxes such a thing?! Now he is gonna completely abuse that. God, you hate your life. Except when with Oz. Yeah.
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You shake your head with shame at the black haired male. The DOLL on your shoulder cackles.
"You're so pathetic, Raven! Doing what ever she wants because you made her cry! What kind of man are you!"
"Now, now, Emily. We musn't laugh at poor Gilbert's problems," you laughed. "I suggest you put him into a maid outfit again~"
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You are now crying at the update. "JOHN! JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Too busy sobbing over him to respond. Welp.
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 3, 2011 11:34:33 GMT -5
"This idea. I approve of it. Do you have a maid dress at hand?" Kalina chirped, hugging Gilbert tighter so he couldn't run.
JOHN? JOHN?
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 3, 2011 12:35:21 GMT -5
"What?!" Oh god. Why. "B-But!" You're going to kill Xerxes.
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"Of course not!" You laugh.
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"JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNN! FUCKING JACK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Cry cry cry. "DAMMIT HUSSIE!"
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 3, 2011 14:13:13 GMT -5
"Any clue where I can get one~?" Kalina didn't mind if Xerxes died. She would just bring him back. And it was fun to torture Gil~.
JOHN? JACK? BARROWMAN? WHAT?
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 3, 2011 14:21:00 GMT -5
You continue to protest to the best of his ability without offending the girl. You FAIL at it. Damn.
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"Nope~!" You are so helpful, you decide.
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"NO NO HOMESTUCK UPDATES."
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 3, 2011 20:35:05 GMT -5
"Welp. Damn. Anyone who might have a floofy dress, then?"
WELL ALRIGHT THEN. I shoula guessed that.
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 3, 2011 21:03:47 GMT -5
Just as you hope Xerxes will respond with a 'no', a floofy dress falls from the ceiling. TOTALLY DIDN'T WRITE CIELING THERE. AGAIN.
"There's one~!" you hear Xerxes sing-song. Must resist urge to murder.
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You decide there is only one way to get over this. By clinging to a CHARACTER OF KALINA'S CHOICE.
you know he really isn't dead there was future him but DAMN it was anti-climatic on how he 'dies'
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Post by Kalina. on Apr 4, 2011 14:45:04 GMT -5
OH U.
Kalina squealed and, because she didn't feel like going through the trouble of stripping Gil, snapped her fingers so his regular clothes were swapped with the dress.
UH UH UH. ALEX RIDER. Because he was currently still emo about Jack - uh, his Jack - dying and thus needed a hug or a laugh or something.
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Post by The Mad Caker. on Apr 4, 2011 14:55:08 GMT -5
You FAIL to suppress your murderous RAEG. However, Xerxes is much faster than you and can easily dodge your attacks and Kalina is just Kalina. So you have no one to enact this RAEG on.
"Always such a pretty Raven~!"
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"ALEX WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO DIEEEEEEEEEE!" Cry cry cry.
AND TOTALLY OFF TOPIC BUT YOU HAVE LEARNED THAT IT IS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BOTH HATE JACK HARKNESS AND THE TENTH DOCTOR. D:<
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